Did Hortense commit “taffy-cide” or not?
Hortense : “Hell and tarnation! Ain’t nobody’s business if, when I lose my temper, I go a little overboard. Me and Pirate know that ‘All’s well that ends well,’ and now that we’re cheek by jowl once more, we venture to say we’re better together than raw clams and horseradish sauce — with a shot of tabasco! Nothing beats hanging out with those you care about — who add spice to your life. We even think we come out looking pretty darn good, too! You be the judge….”
Pirate : “I am the greatest! The brawling-est n’ best tomcat that ever was! And I can prove it by drinking up the whole Milky Way!”